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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. James Beard";
Quotation[1] = "As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists. Joan Gussow";
Quotation[2] = "All sorrows are less with bread. Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote";
Quotation[3] = "Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first. Ernestine Ulmer";
Quotation[4] = "Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. Sandra Boynton";
Quotation[5] = "I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. Jason Love";
Quotation[6] = "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! Anon";
Quotation[7] = "There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. Leslie Moak Murray";
Quotation[8] = "Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! Attributed to Sandra J. Dykes";
Quotation[9] = "Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Lora Brody";
Quotation[10] = "Cookies are made of butter and love. Norwegian Proverb";
Quotation[11] = "There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. Anon";
Quotation[12] = "Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. Erma Bombeck";
Quotation[13] = "I don't drown my sorrows; I suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies. Anon";
Quotation[14] = "If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Anon";
Quotation[15] = "Chocolate is the only aromatherapy I need. Jasmine Heiler";
Quotation[16] = "I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! Anon";
Quotation[17] = "Save the earth.  It's the only planet with chocolate. Anon";
Quotation[18] = "A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Anon";
Quotation[19] = "The 12-step chocoholics program:  Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! Terry Moore";
Quotation[20] = "Put \"eat chocolate\" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. Anon";
Quotation[21] = "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana.  The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. Matt Lauer";
Quotation[22] = "Chocolate, men, coffee - some things are better rich. Anon";
Quotation[23] = "The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. Jackie Gleason";
Quotation[24] = "I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There's no pleasure worth foregoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer";
Quotation[25] = "Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake. Anon";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();